I’m flying to Chicago tonight to go visit my friend Ben and a few other fabulous faces in Indiana. I also get to watch Ben attempt a triathlon in which he has not trained AT ALL for. Ohhhhh the laughs that will be had.

Ben is the guy I keep talking about that has the funniest blog on the planet. Stop procrastinating and go look at it.

Before I take off on my flight I would like to complete this short post by asking this question: How many points is it if I eat an entire bag of candy but I don’t actually swallow any of it? Like, I just sit there and chew on it and spit it out like chewing tobacco?

Now I have another question: Did you really just take me seriously? If you did, I am going to have to question how you view me as a human OR think about how I am acting that makes people think I am being serious when asking something as ludicrous as this question.

You know what’s a good quote….this one:

And here a few pictures of me because I am bored waiting for my Grandma to get dressed so she can drive me to le airport:

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